A fun, bizarre romp in the Texas woods. Drag, dirt, and fear weave a hilarious and poignant tale of a Miss American Pageant that presses Mitch, macho bartender and spider catcher, to become a better, happier man.
Miss Florida: "A great defender of animal rights, Sandy Beaches doesn't wear anything that isn't already dead."
Miss Nevada: "Cheap women fighting over cheap jewelry, now that's the true Miss American spirit!"
Miss Wyoming: "Whether it's a wayward cow or a lazy date, Cowlene Bovine's cattle prod accessory can certainly get
things moooving!"
Miss Arkansas: "My big hair has its own center of gravity, so my hat just stays in place."
Miss Texas: "I was fortunate to grow up in the glamorous world of petrochemical processing in Corpus Christi, Texas.
