The ultimate holiday uniform for those who've mastered the art of strategic unavailability. Perfect for anyone who's ever nodded along to "but you're so good at your job" while mentally booking that beach trip. This shirt says what we're all thinking: the best gift is a solid "out of office" message. Wear it to the office party, the family dinner, or literally anywhere you need plausible deniability. Because sometimes the most honest thing you can do is ask the question upfront.
